Dating jokes that are clean
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. " The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Flowers A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?
Until you've been booed by a small mob of middle aged New York swingers wearing see-through Tarzan outfits and packing squeeze bottles of fruit flavored lubricant, you don't know the meaning of fear." - Rev.
He answers and it's the snail, "You don't know me, pal.
While thumbing through a copy of a , more than a few dating jokes pulled a laugh from our typically humorless lives.
We took the ten funny jokes about dating we liked best and put them to photos.